do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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