READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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