recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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