I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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