We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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