Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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