I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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