Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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