Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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