i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You were trust falling into bushes
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
