If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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