I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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