508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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