Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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