I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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