Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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