dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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