Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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