Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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