And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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