I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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