so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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