some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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