does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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