so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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