I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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