I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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