He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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