There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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