We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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