i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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