I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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