...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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