So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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