And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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