On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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