Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
