how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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