why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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