How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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