Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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