You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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