The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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