so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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