so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Randomize
