How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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