Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
