I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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