Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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