my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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